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John Anderson
Wild...Predators...most are.
Ahh to be young and athletic.
He gave up the cigarettes, but he's still smokin'!
He's running like there's people chasing him.
Timmayyyy!
He's running like people are chasing him.
[Player's full name], you get in this house right now!
We must ignite this couch!

Larry Beil
It's a 6-4-3 double play if you're scoring at home. If not, try flowers!
And aloha means goodbye.
With authority!
Give him the hammer!
Here it comes...there it goes.
Run, Forrest, run!
He's in denial!
Resistance is futile!

Chris Berman
He...could...go...all...the...way! [and he does!/but he doesn't!]
Back, back, back, back, back.
It's a fumble!
Swami sayz...
Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'...
The frozen tundra of...
This just in...Mario is good.
But that's why they play the game!
Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.
Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!
Whoooop! Whoooop!

Steve Berthiaume
[Player 1] here, [Player 2] there

Linda Cohn
He's no Beanie Baby.
Dangerous when distant.
Good morning. I'm Tiger Woods, and right now, so is he for that matter.
Skydancing.
The baby is due, and Doctor Griffey [or whoever] delivers.
Out of the island and into the highway.
He's a thief!
He's so clutch, and he doesn't even know it!
It's not you; it's me.
He's got the magic stick.

Rece Davis
No soup for you!
Sit on it, Potzi.
Are ya feelin' it Evel? Is that a yes?!
Fade. Fire. Fill.
Some of that human touch.
Dunk you very much.
In the name of glove.
Connectamundo!
The hook will bring you back.
Master of his domain.
Freeze frame.
Might as well face it, he's addicted to glove.
The bases are like Canada during the Vietnam War...full of Dodgers.
Dittoes!
Give...him...SIX!
Gotta be sound in the kicking game.
They discuss whether or not Mentos really is the freshmaker.
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK.
And he hits the wall of voodoo!
See the three. Be the three!
That ball is part of the gone network at gone.com!
It's real, and it's spectacular.
Have you seen my baseball?
It's not the size of the stick, it's all about hittin' the sweet spot!
That ball has been voted off the island!

Rich Eisen
Gat it!
He shoots...he scores!
He busts out the [whuppin'/walkin'] stick!
You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall!
You can put it on the board...YES!
And it's time to play the feud!
HASSAN CHOP!
Up for the downstroke.
He has ISSUES!
Those who are tardy get no fruit cup!
Get oudda here! Fugeddaboudit!, and other NYC phrases
Say hello to my little friend!
Come on down!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!
The KISSSSSS.
MONDESI!
Good lookin' young ballplayer.
I'm Camby, dammit!
Yoiks, and away!
One MILLION dollars!
Hey now!

Brett Haber
Waiter, my tres please.
CLEAR!!
Freeze! You look perfect.
Go to your room!
I got your Puppa right here.
Captain Math just rushed in and gave us these numbers.
He's [not] into leather.
He goes shopping at the Gap.
Dial 9 for long distance.
Bichette happens.
Pick a letter, buy a vowel, or spin.
Give me a Chem-7 and a CBC, he's critical.

Jason Jackson
Trifecta...you betcha'.
Kickin' the flavor.
Let it three.
Time to get chilly.
He gets strong.
Love your glove.
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Bottom!

Brian Kenny
ONE run will score! TWO runs will score!

Craig Kilborn
He's not my vydas. He's not your vydas. He's Arvydas.
JUMANJI! (JUWANJI!, JUMANJ!, etc.)
Release. Rotation. Splash.
Spank me!
Good wood. Solid spank. Major league crank.
Messed around and got a triple double
Do a little dance. Make a little glove.
Knock, knock. Pooh's there.
Glove, exciting and new. Come aboard.
Pooh, Pooh, kachoo.
It's the feel good edition...
That's Charles simply being Charles (...and equivalents for others)
Resourceful!
The hardest thing to do...hit a baseball.
Gettin' giddy in the zone.
The low angle spank!
Remember, hockey's our friend this year.
Take care of the onion, or it'll make you cry.
The daily dose of D.Y.K.
And he takes the ball and does that nifty little shot where he forces it through the rim.
It's the cold and Pooh season.
Fundamentals, kids.
Once, twice, three times a goalie.
The lost art, the bounce pass.
That's three in the corner.
Circus me!
Caution. Flammable.
And now to the college game where...
The kids like to call this 'El Centro'.
Lay it in you technically sound spark plug you!
If it feels good, do it!
Touch 'em all big guy, touch 'em all. You just gone yard.
Toni, Toni, Toni has done it again.
The Daddy. The Diesel. Shaq-FU!
Oh Webber!
Pooh-schnickens.
For biiiirdie.
Glove is a many splendored thing.
Skip to my Pooh.
Going to Big Country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.
Crackatoa! He has erupted. (or Crackatoa, east of Java.)
Glove me tender.
Baseball's extra special moment.
Gnip, gnop.
Can I call you Sunshine?
And then it happened.
The fundamentally sound Chuck Knoblauch. (...and others)
Remember young players, always follow your shots.
The red blood cell count is up, OH HEMOGLOBIN!
Just play the game, plumber boy.
Two Live Pooh.
Stretch, pitch.
Rauf, Rauf, Rauf is on fire.
I glove you, man.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
He eyes it. He tries it. He buys it!
That's manufacturing baseball!
GHEORGE!
Come on. You're better than that.
No one does the voodoo like Pooh do.
Who needs gas when you've got THE DIESEL!!

Steve Levy
It's the NBA, and everybody make a run.
Get outta here. And I mean it!
He would [come back / stay in the game]...he's a hockey player. (and other sports)

Kenny Mayne
Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!
Threecola!
Yahtzee!
Hey, it IS Motown.
I am amused by the simplicity of this game.
Take a seat. More beer for me.
I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken.
Call the hostess. Your seat is ready.
My BAAAD!
Get in the hole!
Take me to your leaders!
It's a homonym, not an antonym!
Elephant carwash!
It's back. It's way back. Not comin' back. Hit someone in the back.
That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!
Tell 'em what they've won...it's an American League baseball game. (or other sporting league)
He found him, cause he knows him, cause they're teammates.
Only Barnes and Noble lets someone stand around longer doing nothing.
Say CHOWDAH!
Cuadrangular!
Right into the clown's mouth.
And with that you get eggroll.
It's never iffy if it's Griffey.
We're gonna show it again, cause we have editing equipment.
I am the most popular player in all the land!
Even with deragatory credit, you can own a new car!
But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.
...not pictured.
Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something.
He's tall.
They're so cute at this age.
My power is beyond your understanding!
He's choppin' broccoli.
This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!
Still plenty of good seats available...if you're just drivin' around.
He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience.
Of course, I'm an excellent driver.
Jeff Gordon takes the checkered flag, and he'll have to give it back for the next race.
He's gonna get his name in the paper.
Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions.
Major Deegan!
Rod Beck, where it's at.
And the players are gay...and joyful.
I am king of the diamond.
Now for the funny cars...and they're hysterical.
They're seniors, but they're active seniors.
Now on to tackle football news....
We show you this to see how women 18-34 feel about the play.
Chokin' on a splinter.
Hooooooome rrrrrrrun.
Crash in turn three. Cheech and Chong are involved.
Would you like another? No thanks, I'm done.
Boop... boop... boop...
It's just another case of The Man keeping us down.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
NEWBIE!!!
This is a reminder that Entertainment coupons may not be used for "Surf and Turf".
Portions of this game were taped for training purposes...
Hey, we're all mammals here.
He scored [number] off the bench. Had he been on the bench, he'd have been out of bounds.
El es un grande [muchacho/hombre].
Later on the car was torn apart by wild dogs.
He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield.
He/she hit it into a hole in the ground.
Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know.
That's his first homerun/goal. The media pressure will be intense for his second.
Share...and he does.
Did you know? Did you have any idea? Are you as stupid as we are?
Bueno.
You hang it. We bang it.
He makes the restaurant-quality play.
[Player name] had [number] assistises.
Trees died to make that bat.
[Football player] has decided to tackle people on behalf of the [NFL team]. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.
My car costs more than your house!
Behold the power of cheese.
The following players need to get their parental permission slips...
The score is tied at the end of regulation play, and that can only mean one thing...bonus baseball [or other sport].
[Name of player]...he's better than you are.

Gary Miller
And he is MEAT!
His stick-to-itiveness pays off.
It is always a scream...GET OUT!
And its OUTTA HEEERE!

Chris Myers
You...you're not good.
It's up there. It's out there. It's a grand slam home run there.
That's his job, it's, it's what he does.
It's the Rush Limbaugh shot...to the right and fair.
Three ball, corner pocket.
He is Rico Suave.
He will get nothing and like it.
I did not know that.
That deserves a wow!
Stay with us...I know you will.

Keith Olbermann
Geah!
He pulled a groin. His own we hope!
They're...not...gonna...get him.
He puts the biscuit in the basket.
From way downtown...BANG!
It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.
Dick Trickle...did not finish/qualify/win, etc.
That's a double play if you're scoring at home...or if you're by yourself.
He hits the ball, real hard.
He beats him like a rented goalie!
He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.
He-LLO!
He's frozen pizza.
Ask not for whom the Belfour tolls, it tolls for thee.
It's a poweeeer plaaaay gooooal.
NEEEEEEXT.
Lights the light.
Take that for Alanis Morissette.
Real men don't taunt.
It trickles through the five hole.
When this quality sports product...
Brought to you by...
Houston, hello! (or other sporting event city)
Un-believable.
Live from ESPN world headquarters, it's the Big Show.
He gacked on it.
Full extension!
A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.
Gianluca Pagliuca.
I am Kaiser Soze.
He's 206!
The other team's quarterback must go down and must go down hard.
Premature jocularity.
Mister Dictionary has failed us yet again.
Lugnuts...nothing but lugnuts.
He's saying something about a man and a cane.
There has been a [name of player] sighting.
I can read his lips, and he is not praying.

Dan Patrick
En fuego.
You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
The WHIIIIFFFF! (or The WHIIII... on check swings)
Gone.
He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?
NOTHING but the bottom of the [net/cup]!
Good!
Chelios with the slapshot...that's a hockey term.
By the final OF...
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
We're going to oooooovertime.
Soft as church music.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
It's the Big Show...
Alongside my tag team partner [Keith Olbermann/Kenny Mayne], I'm merely Dan Patrick.
I'd like to see it again, please.
Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?
BRRRRRRNG!
Goodbye. Game over. Drive home safely.
Freeze it!
We've done all that we can do.
He visits the bird sanctuary.
Defense wins championships!
Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there.
HR dot com!
And now that we've met our contestants, let's play.
Cherokee! I already have a watch!
It's a cowhide joyride!
Gives him the high cheese.

Other Phrases
Him 'em right in the head.
He was hotter than donut grease!
Samuel Morse couldn't have telegraphed it better.
Now for free basketball.
Eggs over easy, with a side of bacon. It's a grand slam.
That'll learn you!
Nice passing, now GO AWAY!!
Show it!
He smoked him like a bad cigar.
Access denied!

Bill Pidto
We have a DE-VELOP-ING SIT-U-ATION!
THE National Football League.
Ring him up. Sit him down.
Dicey, dicey, dicey.
A do-si-do and away they go.
Yes can!
Dat good!
He's doing things we thought he couldn't do!

Karl Ravech
Sculptured.
Snap. Crackle. Pop.
The shot for three, and it's G - double O - D.
Get that shhhhhot outta here!
GET OUT!
Two words...YARD WORK!
Ding dong. Pitch dead!

Robin Roberts
Get down with your bad self.
Primetime, primetime, primetime.

Stuart Scott
Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recognize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
Ready or not, refugees, here I come.
That is soooo five minutes ago.
You see what happened...was...I don't know.
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
M-M-M-M-M-Mookie!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Yup, yup!
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
TWIsM! The World Is Mine.
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody.
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.
Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha....
I'm busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture!
Drop it like it's hot!

Mike Tirico
And now for the night on frozen pond.

Scott Van Pelt
That's levitation, Holmes.
That's a great pitch...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
With powers comparable to Wonderboy.
Get to the chopper!
If it bleeds, we kill it.

Trey Wingo
Bases loaded...bases unloaded.
Mecka-lecka-hi-mecka-hiney-ho.
None shall pass!
Sharing set space with [name of co-anchor here], I'm Trey Wingo.
You will pay for your transgression!
I'm not picking on you. IT'S MY JOB!

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